Chloe was here~

Kiba Bullshits On Omegle (A;O Secret Santa fic for Stan)

2009-12-26T02:01:01Z

The site looked bland, but the name seemed really cute. The tag line “talk to strangers” suggested something strange which urged Kiba to go in deeper. He had the basic knowledge of the site: a simple chat made for random conversations with a complete stranger chosen at random. It sounded to bad in a hilarious way, but Kiba had to try it. He clicked on the blue button and it prompted him to greet a stranger. He was going to make up some complete and utter nonsense for his own amusement. He had no motivation to do any training or missions, so he was just stuck with the computer all day until he meets up with some friends.

You: Hi.
Stranger: Hey male. 18. Ireland
You: Hello, my name is Kiba.
You: I'm also a dude.
You: And I've heard cool things about Ireland.
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Straight?
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: I consider myself bisexual.
You: I come from Barcelona.
Stranger: Cool
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Oh I was there in April.
You: You like it there?
You: It's an awesome place to live in. All the sexy men and ladies.
You: In fact I had a nice holiday romance with a guy named Bakura.
You: Oh he was beautiful.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: In ireland?
You: In Barcelona.
You: :P
You: Shaking my hips with him all night.
Stranger: Oh! Cool yeah, I loved Barcelona
Stranger: the Sagrada familia is unbelievable
You: Oh yeah~
You: My friend Gen married his boyfriend Shinji in Paris.
Stranger: so what do u work as?
You: I work as a Nina. XD
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: I'm all for equal rights
You: Equal Rights ftw!
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I'm an art student and i model
You: Wow, my wife's friend Mel is an art student. =)
You: I mean my Wife Mel has a friend who is an art student. =D
You: and you're a model as well.
You: Cool.
You: What kind of model work do you do?
Stranger: Runway and print
Stranger: I was in Barcelona for shows
Stranger: for Custo Barcelona
You: Nice.
Stranger: So you're married?
You: Yeah.
You: Mel and I married last year on a boat.
You: All of our friends were there.
You: Stan was the best man, Tadashi was the brides maid and Shinji caught the bouquet.
You: Index kept flashing her panties around.
You: It was hilarious.
You: Harley got pissed and ripped Tracey's clothing off on the stag do.
You: So yeah overall it was a very awesome month.
Stranger: Awesome
You: *stabs Edward Cullen*
Stranger: Nice job
You: Thank you. *shakes hands*
You: *throws darts at Edward Cullen*
Stranger: You don't like this guy, do you?
You: No way
You: Anyone with a good mind would hate him.
You: :P
You: *Burns Edward Cullen*
You: Wanna help me?
Stranger: Haha
You: =P
You: *Crucifies Edward*
You: *Stuffs Edward in an oven and fries him in full heat*
You: *Bottles Edward*
You: *slices Edward*
You: *Stabs Edward again*
Stranger: I think he's plenty dead.
You: XD
You: It's so fun.
Stranger: Why do you not like him?
You: Everyone loves him, when he's a stalking 108 year old virgin.
You: He's described as perfect
You: when really he isn't.
You: He's just a flat, boring Gary-Stu with no life.
Stranger: Interesting
Stranger: I haven't bothered to find out who he is. I just know people keep talking about him
You: Good
You: You're safe
You: You'll be immune to Stephanie Meyer's witchcraft.
Stranger: Who's that?
You: She's the one who created him.
You: He is her fantasy.
You: She's a witch.
Stranger: I see
You: Anyway~
You: Oyeak~
Stranger: O.o
You: Oyeak is a word of epic blessing.
Stranger: I see
You: It means in gibberish: You will be blessed by the cute wind of epicness.
Stranger: That's cute
You: ^_^
You: Volkner was the first person to be blessed with Oyeak.
Stranger: Who's that?
You: He runs a Gym and when Bakura kissed him, he suddenly realized the potential of his sexiness.
You: Volkner and Bakura are my friends/secret lovers.
You: XD
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: That's exciting!
You: Yeah.
You: Luke Atmey and Matt Engarde's wedding next week.
You: Didn't expect an invite at all.
You: Matt used to be an online buddy before he did some acting.
You: He played in Steel Samurai until he got sacked.
Stranger: Who are they?
You: No idea who Luke is, since I've never met him. Only spoken to him on group chats.
You: Matt's cool though, but once you get on his bad side, he's mental.
You: Well I have to go now, see ya,
Stranger: Okay goodbye. Thanks for making me hard.
You: LOL
Stranger: I mean laugh. XD I hope to see you again some day.

Kiba wondered if he actually meant to say hard. It was an anonymous chat after all. He could have been older, younger or even a hungry pedophile wanting to swallow the youth of innocence. Who knows what could be behind the other screen. Not that it mattered to Kiba. It was just a random chat full of crack to murder the boredom.

“WHAT IS THIS?” a voice roared. The breath ran behind his neck, causing him to turn away from the screen and instead, come face to face with a disturbed blonde teenager. His eyes remained shut, yet they were fixed on the screen. There was simply no possible way he could explain this with decency with Naruto. “What is this I don't even...”

“You were watching the whole time?” gasped Kiba.

“Yeah,” giggled Naruto. “I've never been on a computer before. Besides I had to practice the sneak up techniques Kakashi-sensei taught me.”

“Well you're doing a good job!” praised Kiba.

“Everything you said to that stranger is all lies ain't it?” asked Naruto with a grin on his face. “Not that it matters, it's kinda hilarious how you were blabbing on about gay stuff.”

“Says the one who kissed his rival,” Kiba said with a large smirk on his face.

“THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!” growled Naruto punching Kiba on the back.

“Don't get your disco stick in a twist.”

“MY WHAT?”

“Dosen't matter,” replied Kiba. “You can have fun on the computer if you want.” Kiba stood up and offered Naruto his chair. “Be right back, going to see my Dawn, Volkner and Bakura.” Naruto was so puzzled, he froze.

What I got for christmas.

2009-12-25T21:05:53Z

Movies
*The Ex
*Knocked Up
*Sex Drive
*It's A Boy Girl Thing
*Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

Games
*Hotel Dusk
*Guitar Hero
*Kingdom Heart 385/Days
*Professor Layton And The Curious Village

Books
*Glubbslyme by Jacqueline Wilson
*The Dinasaur's Packed Lunch by Jacqueline Wilson - I now three copies of this book, but I don't mind. It would be good if I have children.
*It by Stephen King
*The Shining by Stephen King
*Bleach Volume 1
*Drawing Guide Book

Toys
*Konata from Lucky Star plushie
*Inuyasha Figurine
*Tiger waterbottle
*Two little puzzles.
*Two Bleach Key rings
*Bleach Poker cards
* Teddy Bear

Bedroom stuff
* Bleach Pillow
* Overnight suitcase with pajamas, eye patch and a little wash bag
* Another set of pajamas

Machines
* webcam
* Digital video recorder
* Sewing Machine
* Ipod speaker with a built in CD player.

Edible stuff.
* Big Dairy Milk bar
* Tub of little dairy milks
* Fruit Pastels
* Rowntree's fruit gums
*Chocolate coins
* Milky bars
* Candy snakes
* A big tub of malteasers from my great-gran

Others
*A bunch of jewelery and make up
* Lady Gaga's Bad Romance single on a CD.
* Plenty of perfumes (including Harajaku <3), sprays and bath stuff.
* £15 Itunes gift card
* 3 bags, one's a blue one for college, one's a purple handbag with a purse attached to it, and the other is a Sakura Haruno bag.
* A year planner
* An Address book with a pretty cover
* £30 from cards.
* 20 lovely postcards from Sioux
* Batteries
* New Moon Calender - Ew at the Edward Cullen pictures.
* Trainers.
* Umbrella
* Got a couple of nice clothes as well. And a Naruto jacket.
* £15 New Look Voucher
* Umbrella
* £25 card to buy stuff online
* Slipper boots <3
* And a friend request from my nan's friend in America. XD

I didn't think I'd get so much this year, I was just expecting a few games, books, Clothes, DVDs and some money. And I've cut down on chocolate a lot, so having so much of it from other people is a nice surprise. I got some more things to come as well. O-0.

Can't wait to have that Bellossom plushie.

<3

2009-12-24T23:09:41Z

[Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Words*]

I didn't do half as much as I wanted to do. D: And I'm 55 minutes early. XD

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Haha something funny happened on MSN today.

2009-12-23T00:39:50Z

Zerobabes told me that he found a fic that he knew I would really love because it had Wocky/Pearl, Larry/Alita and Maya/Franziska in it. H. At first I'm kicking myself for not findind it myself. And he sent me the link to it and started reading, I found out it the was one I wrote. XDDDD

<3

2009-12-19T17:31:11Z

I love this blog entry so much, I decided to share it with you.

2009-12-15T00:11:00Z

http://suzumiyayuki.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/about-new-moon/

Watching Strawberry Panic.

2009-12-14T19:07:10Z

This year I've been lazy on the anime department apart compared to my f-list. Unless you count playing Phoenix Wright. I started watching strawberry panic and I'm enjoying it. <3 Thanks to Strawberry Panic, I'm back in a full anime mood again. :)

And I love the song I'm listening to, so uplifting. ^-^

Watching Strawberry Panic.

2009-12-14T19:06:34Z

Cake time.

2009-12-12T23:34:51Z

So what flavour do you want?
I have Jizz, Chocolate, Strawberry, Spam, Chocolate and jizz, Lime and Jizz, Lemon, Stawberry and jizz with a drop of vanilla, vanilla & jizz, Gant's mince pie, Gant's mince pie with Edgey's jizz, Chocolate eclair with sugar flavored jizz. Cheesecake with jizz, Jizz mourang, Jizz roulaud with assorted nuts, spotted dick with jizz, Victoria sponge, and sausage and jizz.

shychloe @ 2009-12-11T21:36:00

2009-12-11T21:36:56Z

Suddenly got a cold in the middle of college, it got worse when I got home. I cough and sneeze everyday and I haven't had a cold in a while and it sucks. :L

The time of the month is gonna be hell on earth when it comes.
That's if it comes at all.

shychloe @ 2009-12-11T19:17:00

2009-12-11T19:17:53Z

surprise!
a holiday treat meme

Boredem at college

2009-12-10T21:34:56Z

Anyway today was funny. I was bored and felt I needed to prank call some lad who was skiving off ill. After I I said it was him he said FUCK OFF I'M ILL! Yeah I thought it was funny. Kinda weird how people are throwing random hint there could be romance. I know there won't be.I was just bored and it's funny to piss the guy off. They were probably joking anyway.
I fancy no one in college but they still think I do.

I also hate it when people think you fancy a guy just because you talk him. Like this stupid chavy slag who went to my school (Homophobic, vile, loudmouth, slaggy evil cunt). I have to see her again on the 18th. (Hate her guts, she hates mine as well. But we're only going for our friend's sake. If she dare shouts out shit about the mistakes I made in the past I'll die.)

Iris has a penis. =P

2009-12-09T22:26:01Z

- I feel lazy, and it's very diffulcult to work with a lazy mindset. D=
- I need to fix up my CV and start a cover letter at some point. I don't feel ready for employment, but I'd still like to give it a go.
- Christmas in less than two weeks.
- I love you guys so much.
- I feel so mixed up atm.
- I feel like I've sold my soul.
- I swear everyone in the class hates me sometimes.
- Mel C <3
- T.A.T.U <3
- I feel too embarrassed to say in class that I adore Lady Gaga; most of them think she is horrible. I think she's sexy. Someone who called me pretty thought Lady Gaga was ugly.
- I can't think of anything I like about myself. Not trying to fish for compliements or anything but anyone think of anything they like about me?
- I need some positive thinking and an early night.

Santa Chloe~

2009-12-06T22:54:10Z

So it's Christmas, and as a treat for my friends, I'm gonna make a batch of LJ icons for you all. Of course if you'd prefer a drabble I can try. :) If I ended up being your secret santa in something, that will be extra.

So for the icon list I'm thinking of doing some;
* Lady Gaga icons
* Hetalia icons
* Pokemon icons
* Phoenix Wright icons
* Twilight icons
* Harry Potter icons
* Disney icons

But if you want a percific image or think I should add another fandom on there go ahead. =)

If you want a drabble or two go ahead and request.
Characters:
Fandom:
Plot:
Rating:

shychloe @ 2009-12-03T18:48:00

2009-12-03T18:48:59Z

I CHOOSE YOU! Bellossom!

Bored

2009-12-03T18:03:43Z

Post a list of 20 fandoms. Have your f-list guess your favourite pairing from each.

1) Phoenix Wright - Ace Attorney: Maya/Franziska guessed by vycksta
2) Pokemon: Brock x Bellossom guessed by vycksta
3) Digimon
4) Twilight
5) Harry Potter
6) Disney
7) Vampire Princess Miyu: Chisato x Miyu guessed by vycksta
8) Trigun
9) Paranoia Agent
10) The Lord Of The Rings
11) Naruto
12) Super Smash Bros. Melee
13) Sailor Moon
14) Looney Toons
15) Gravitation
16) Loveless
17) Chobits
18) Fake
19) The Phantom Of The Opera
20) Battle Royale

FIrst Omegle chat

2009-11-30T22:28:27Z

I decided I'm gonna be random.

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: I want your babies
Stranger: me too
Stranger: sometimes
You: Lovely
Stranger: are you pregnant?
You: Yep
You: pregnant with your twin turtles
Stranger: beatiful
Stranger: i had a fraternal twin, but i pushed him out of my mothers womb, and she thought she miscarried me for a while
You: XD
Stranger: but she didnt!
Stranger: jokes on her

shychloe @ 2009-11-30T21:11:00

2009-11-30T21:11:14Z

:D

2009-11-29T23:55:32Z

100 Characters that would Pwn Edward

2009-11-27T19:49:43Z

Most of my friends now that I hate Edward Cullen with a passion. So I've made a list called "100 Characters that would pwn Edward Cullen."Feel free to submit characters who would kick his ass in no time. :P

YOU CAN SUBMIT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT! :3
And if it goes over the limit, don't worry. =D

Writer's Block: If we took a holiday ...

2009-11-27T18:47:18Z

What is your favorite holiday and why?

Submitted By crazyprotein

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CHRISTMAS!
Everything so nice and after all the effort you do, it's nice to see that it all pays off in the end.

Now for my to do list.
- Maya/Miles Secret Santa
- Phoenix/Maya Secret Santa
- Phoenix/Iris Secret Santa
- E-cards
- Gift stuff
- More shopping
- Decoration
- Haunt Derek with Jean/Trucy. =P
- wrap up christmas gifts I have already.

Dear Phoenix Wright Fandom,

2009-11-27T18:31:37Z

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF GROTTY LITTLE PERVS.

Please don't ever, ever change.

Lots of love,

Chloebabes~

Stolen from Jess aphephobia
P.S I'd love some Jean/Iris

shychloe @ 2009-11-25T17:26:00

2009-11-25T17:26:25Z

Let's talk chirstmas!

2009-11-24T00:26:31Z

- I wanna try and design some E-cards
- Christmas lights are getting turned on Sunday
- Secret Santa <3
- Gifts
- Christmas Shopping
-I need to make a list of what I want, lol.
- All the pokemon debate and spam in court-records reminded me of the times of SPPF
- This weekend is going to be fun.
- I should really be in bed right now.
- I love how my bedroom looks now, all of my books are easy to grab.
- Christmas is my favorite time of year.

Writer's Block: Twilight becomes you

2009-11-23T01:34:26Z

Have you seen New Moon? If so, how do you think it compared to the book? Was it better or worse than Twilight? Please, no spoilers!

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I haven't yet. I will on the 4th December.

I'm actually looking forward to this one. New Moon was my favorite out of the series. I know it's a very vicious fandom. At first I didn't know weather I loved it or hated it, but I like it now. Loads of people would be surprised I like it because of how I bash Edward. I guess I'll edit this entry once I've seen it with Jadey. I knew Edward would come back, but I was happy he left. I thought Jacob was a pleasant character. It was just a relief to get the sickening excuse for a "vampire" away. Alice indeed rocked.

I'm struggling with Breaking Dawn and Eclipse, lately my hate for Edward has gone so severe it's awkward.My aunt thinks I'm insane for hating Edward.

In other news it looks like I've captured the attention of some men.